'Shrink' Face

Lately when I go out for drinks, and as the night gets older, I suddenly turn into this dumping ground for almost everyone's woes. One of them told me I have this irresistible face that says "I don't give a damn, but you know what? Just tell me about it".

When I hear that out lout, I realise this has always been the case! I happen to be one of them listeners. Honestly, I don't really mind it. Not that I have better stories to tell anyways.

They don't necessarily want my advice; just my attention. And it works out great for me too as I have terrible short-term memory and  I mostly forget everything a week later.

If becoming a shrink was ever my life's pipeline, I'd have a yacht parked at some marina by now.