Asians And Driving

How to drive like an Asian:

• Never keep your damn eyes on the road.
  
• What traffic light?
• U-turn anywhere.
• Those dogs are better off dead.
• Hey, that Kancil just cut you off; It’s time for a race.
• Negotiations are for pussies.
  

These are the stereotypes western culture classify as ‘Asian Driving’ and they’re very true too. If you’re pissed with a person on the road, Malaysians would say a classic one liner:

“Eh, your grandfather’s road ah?”