Michael Bay’s Brain Damage

I couldn’t believe I actually went through the hardship of booking tickets a week earlier just to make sure me and my four friends could be the firsts to watch robots trying to imitate Jackie Chan – and it was not even close!

The first film was ok. It was accompanied by a decent storyline and appropriate amounts of CGI, but I’m not talking talking about that movie. I’m talking about it’s sequel that went all wrong – Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

First: Storyline. It sucks – really bad. A retard could’ve written it and if you happen to like it then I think you should seek psychiatric help.

Second: Characters. None of the characters developed and worst; they were more degenerated.

Third: It was too fucking long. Though the film is visually stunning. Having going through similar routines of robots prancing around trying to kick each other’s ass is well…visually painful! I got too tired of the CGI fighting scenes that I didn’t mind taking a toilet break…twice!

and OMG the loop holes! I don’t even want to speak about it. And what is up with the ‘I love you, you love me’ bullshit. So inappropriate.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is banana split, mixed with spit and shit and spread all across the street. and god! you pansies still love it. Michael Bay’s laughing all the way to the bank with this one.

Hollywood better learn a good lesson because this is where brains go to die!

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